Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

Alabama Cleanout

When your truck bed is full of trash (cans, boxes, etc) so you let down the talegate and drive as fast as you can down the road to "clean out" your truck bed.

After the party Saturday night there were so many cans pilled up in the bed of my truck so I proformed the ole Alabama Cleanout

by BATMAN242410 August 24, 2023

alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023