Unit

An absolute machine of a man normally never leaves the gym, if they don’t go to the gym they are either on steroids or genetically a tank

That lad in our school Tom Waters is an absolute fucking unit of a man

by Toms a Fukien unit October 22, 2019

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I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

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Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018

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Unit

When your so ard no one can touch you and you will have the respect of everyone and you will have lots of minerals

Oh I’m an absolute unit cone scrap then fam you don’t even have the minerals

by THeReAl1 February 10, 2019

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Human Unit

A wig or weave made from human hair. Usually used be people in the drag scene

Willam: And that's why you wear a human unit so it can do the Shakeout thing at the back gurl.

by Punkerella January 20, 2023

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Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.

Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."

by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020

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