Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

Salad picker

Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad

Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker

by White lotus August 29, 2022

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

5 Onion Salad

when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad

I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.

by cr33k1 September 20, 2021

69 Salad

Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass

when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad

by Towboat Bud March 9, 2020

Salad

What does it mean to Toss my salad?

Salad

by anonymous January 8, 2022

Salad-way

Salad-way is when you buy a salad from subway which in turn makes you a sex offender

Wow gaymie bought a salad from subway, might as well call the place salad-way

by BigBoyTaylan July 24, 2019