Jordan Page is a total stoner man
by Pickles7692 April 26, 2022
He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.
by Zulaman August 31, 2022
by JayTayHay November 09, 2023
Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse February 21, 2016
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by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022
jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.
by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022