Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp May 20, 2018

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 04, 2022

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

Cinderella my asshole

Something you say when your fed up with someone who acts like a bitch all the time.

Hey Jared cinderella my asshole-alicia

by JaradBel4 January 19, 2017

Assholism

The hidden art of being a complete asshole.

1#: You dude did you see what he did?
2#: A classic case of Assholism

by Vazian July 18, 2021

Assholism

It is a comparative degree to measure how big of an asshole a person is

Sentence 1- the level of Kate's assholism is higher than that of Ken's
Sentence 2- on the assholism scale, I would give you a 6

by Regina Ken August 07, 2018

bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022