pocket queer

1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is

Example 1,

Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.

Example 2,

Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.

by eggninja September 8, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

by Whoisit??? March 17, 2023

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex

I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night

by magic mahoney April 17, 2020

Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.

Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.

by OldBay132 April 25, 2023

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016