can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

Shaking my SMH

This sentence meaning "Shaking my Super Massive Honkers"

Guy: Hey what are you doing right now?
Girl: Just shaking my SMH

by JamesTheFroggo May 19, 2024

End of my rope wednesday

a way to say that you are absolutely tired of everything that is going on this week, can be used reguardless of what day it is

Person 1: End of my rope wednesday
Person 2: Dude its tuesday
Person 1: Zip it John

by Sparkyfam9000 November 21, 2022

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

all my rife

its be a slang sayin be like my life aka rife be rough as shit ya feel me

all my rife.....dey tryna keep me down rife rifters rife rifters uhh uhhhhh

by saaavage September 6, 2023

crash my party

when the police swoop in on you

You wanna crash my party?
"Yes."

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021