beer in my beer

a lyric originating from a song by There I Ruined It named Beer in my Beer: A Tribute to Bro Country

I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck

by AgileAura2574 June 9, 2024

fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it

“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture”

by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021

Toods My Dudes

A contraction of "toodles my dudes", "toods my dudes" is a declaration of intended departure from a social gathering containing one or more dudes or dudettes.

Alternate usage, "toodles my doodles" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Toods my dudes!"

by Hefty Waft January 18, 2023

Shaking my SMH

This sentence meaning "Shaking my Super Massive Honkers"

Guy: Hey what are you doing right now?
Girl: Just shaking my SMH

by JamesTheFroggo May 19, 2024