Dick Move

When you like something that you want to buy, but you don't like it a enough to pay for it yourself.

" I want to get this water bottle, but I don't like it enough to pay for it my self."

"bro that's a DICK MOVE."

by LV TV July 31, 2024

slip and dick

Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.

Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment

by Shibby March 10, 2021

Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.

Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.

by Maverick601 August 25, 2018

midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.

my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking

by conrad99 April 4, 2021

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating

Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm

by Assberg December 18, 2023