Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Dicked out

To be inlove with a boy. You’d do anything for him and you can’t get over him. (Doesn’t always mean it’s a good thing, sometimes they can use this against you”

“You dicked out.”
“Bro your dicked out , your miserable.”

by mmheyy December 21, 2020

Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023

Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female

“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”

by Malcolm the coolest October 24, 2022

tremor dick

uncircumcised penis. looks like the big worm on tremors

that dude doesnt need lube to beat off, hes a tremor dick

by anonymous October 25, 2017

speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

by DickRick990 March 28, 2025

dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from

thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.

by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013