Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Dick

A males reproductive system

Girl1:that guys dick is so big
Girl2:k

by Nurbb June 25, 2021

Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017

Dick head

Camron

Friend 1: don’t be a dick head

Friend 2: you mean a camron

by No you ___ March 4, 2019

Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.

Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.

by sooreal March 22, 2013

dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control

Morty is such a dick broer

by Jnasty1211qq August 11, 2021

dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

by SoloNutt March 28, 2017