Dick rider

A thot

That hoe loves to ride my dick she is a dick rider

by jjwilson910 fortnite ps4 December 11, 2018

Dick

A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.

“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”

“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”

by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019

Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.

Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.

by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

vacation dick

That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.

Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this

by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016

dick in the booty

gay or sus person.. that hasn’t came out the closet ( you say this as a joke )

him: period ah period uh

me: you a lil dick in the booty typa boy huh?

by loserhoethatstrynahelp October 27, 2022

Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.

Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022