ebola fucks

ebola is virus
fucking is sex

you got ebola fucks ebola

by hfjjhhggjhuhhgh September 16, 2017

Numb fuck

Noun. Numb fucker.

Comes from the family of numb nuts.

What. It's empty numb fuck.

by Real grammar wiz September 17, 2017

Fuck Boy

eric ray hoffmann

eric sent dick pics to 3 of my best friends behind my back and played us all. he is a FUCK BOY.

by ffuupp September 20, 2017

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

The fuck it does(n't)

A response to someone contradicting something that is true.

Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."

This washing machine doesn't wash dishes.
The fuck it does(n't)

by Quisker September 23, 2017

fidget fuck

twirling and wiggling your dick around.

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!

by nobody else here September 24, 2017

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.

My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!

by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017