salisbury dick

Good/appealing dick

Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.

by realdude4568789 October 11, 2020

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

Dick Anxiety

Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.

“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”

“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”

by Larrysrealgurl June 20, 2025

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job

by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020