useless dick

a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.

youra dumass, useless dick.

by themainmanlobo January 25, 2009

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Dick

A dick is another term for penis. It is in a male. Don't tell me you don't know that. Go watch porn not in the dictionary.

My dick went inside her vagina

by Sbstnishorny January 1, 2019

Big Dicking

Screwing someone in the ARX program

My adjuster put a $34 LKQ quarter panel on my 2021 Lambo. She told me she was “big dicking” me

by Hiding in the woods April 3, 2021

Dick

Fat ass cock horse cock

you have a big dick.

by adadkjf;aslkdfj March 25, 2023

Donkey Dick

A fuel sample port adapter for aircraft.

LPO: Take the donkey dick out there and get fuel samples.

by James Ridge September 1, 2020

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021