Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!

That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022

dick

a dick is a man version of a vagina that people have sex with

basiclly a dick is how a man and a women have sex and make a baby

by Matthew zhou June 3, 2022

small dick

jordyn

jordyn has a hairy small dick

by mysterious18383883 December 26, 2019

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Dick

Mezzbrix

Mezzbrixs loves when his dick goes up when he sees lemonpanda11

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

dick blue

when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer

Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one?
Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 15, 2021