Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.

Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.

by NigbutTheLegend October 12, 2018

Bullet dick

A dick thats built like a bullet especially around the tip and that cums quick

P1: Mf kept on cumming mad quick wit his bullet dick self P2: Girllll

by Jdotmiami June 9, 2020

Dick stabbers manual 6

Diagnosed stranger manual 6
A special valentine present for anyone who masturbatees courtesy of the war on porn inciting riots and psychological brain death and physical death in homeless poor pornstarrs,

Friendly fire

Firing on Americans

Theft from Russia the DSM 6 makes all useful medicine illegal and only placebos saleable. The dick stabbers manual 6 is the marine engineering of addiction causing projective violence in doctors against the homeless victims of police brutality and inhumanity warcrime

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

pinger dick

When whome has had a pinger and it just makes the penis greatfuly large to please any such woman who romes the earth.

Bloody hell , last night was wild I never knew he had a penis like that , even though he was intoxicated to the point whisky dick should of set , but unbelievably out of no where he whoops out a monster and when I asked him what and how he said it's a pinger dick and holly shit was unbelievable how big it was.

by The myth from gozzy July 23, 2019

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

Tylen’s dick

I is so fucking big he busted in me and my mom he is daddy

Tylen’s dick it’s so big omg if you get a Tylen to nut in you keep the baby then let your son fuck you and have that baby but don’t get too attach to it , will die I then next year because your son fucked you so have fun

by Slideinyourmom3 May 28, 2021

Dick

Dick, The word used to describe male genitals. Dick is easily one of the most beautiful most strong hard and amazingly constructed works ever to grace our planet. Dick is the embodiment of life peace justice and amazingness. Dick brings us together. Especially women with no hips and gingers

Cassat Boatright loves ginger dick.

by RyanPeterGarcia December 4, 2021