Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

Fucking Cunt Ass Bitch

A generally stupid person, rarely used as a joke, a cunt is the worst thing you can call someone.

“Bro you’re so goofy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt ass bitch😹😹”

by Hsbshsjbudns1838 September 2, 2022

Ass Nuggets

pieces of shit that you can feel stuck in your butthole, but can't get out.

"Aw, Mom, I've got ass nuggets in my butt again. Can you get the spork?"

by FuccNutt April 29, 2019

Slick Ass Nigga

A nigga who is smooth as hell, but is also a menace to society. Not to be confused with a smooth dude whatsoever.

Girl: Hey go talk to him he cute as hell.
Girl 2: I did and is one Slick Ass Nigga he for the streets

by WomenDeserveMore February 27, 2022

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

smack my ass like a drum

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI

"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

by Linerthedefiner February 4, 2024