The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

Ass-set

A polite sounding, yet condescending way to describe a grouping of assholes or ass-clowns.

This is our management team; they are a real

ass-set.

His family has been helping out all day; they are a complete ass-set.

by Keke79 January 11, 2020

Grab ass february

Every year in february u can grab the ass of a male or female during a whole month.

Hey its grab ass february, i can grab ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

bitch-ass jit

A term of endearment used amongst boys in a goofy way. Used as a greeting, similar to “what’s up person” but instead what up bitch-ass jit.

What up bitch-ass jit, did you see that Niners game?

by crazy-cy December 25, 2023

Ass

Ricki Taylor

Me: wow i look like ass today!

Fred: Yeah you look like Ricki Taylor.

by don’t conjugate December 11, 2017

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024