Flappy dick symptom

Ed has a flappy dick

Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick

by Skeet fuck shit March 22, 2021

Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

Roller dicking

When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.

Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing

by ConstellationKnight March 24, 2021

dick

men use t alot to fuck off jerk off to girls a real girl is deep and always wants a dick

OMG your dick is so huge

by arealhoodniggatrevaughn March 25, 2021

Summatime Dick

A man who is habitually single, but a chick magnet. All women know he is noncommittal but still enjoy the fruits of his loins. Happily getting the good dick when it's available.

Girl I'm going to go get myself some summatime dick tonight from my friend.

by Nyabingi Essence March 26, 2021

emotional dick

what someone uses to fuck you with their heartfelt feelings

“Damn, I’m really lonely, I need someone to give me that emotional dick.”

by futurecatgirl March 26, 2021