Dirty MacArthy

The act of taking a picture of oneself and masterbaiting to it.

All the porn cites were blocked, so i had to pull a dirty MacArthy last night.

by stuubootyman April 7, 2023

Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.

We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.

by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023

Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

Dirty Jiggy

A man who typically has one testicle and smears a pop-tart’s center on his genitalia and then sticks the pop-tart’s frame into his ass. He then goes outside and pisses on a mailman, when the mailman drives off, the man proceeds to twerk.

“The local sex offender just pulled a dirty Jiggy!”

by TuddleTurtle June 10, 2023

dirty shupeng

When you go to a gym class and become flexible. Then you suck your own penis after putting BBQ sauce on it.

Girl:What are you doing in a gym class?
Boy:Dirty shupeng.

by tifuyo2222 March 27, 2019

Dirty Sordia

When a dude insists of shoving a deflated nfl football in his ass before they inflate the ball to regulation size

Carlos reluctantly tried a dirty sordia after a few drinks.

by FlyerCrew September 21, 2021

dirty quan

The act of dressing up as a priest and throwing one dollar bills at pornstars at a porn expo or strippers at a strip club.

Alvin look Daniel is doing the dirty quan! He might get us kicked out of the expo!

by Arnold_arnie1301 December 20, 2022