Dick

A person son calls you out to your face about lies you’ve been telling; being a true friend who is brutally honest with you when no one else will be; a person who truly doesn’t care what people think or says about them.

Why do you have to be such a “dick” to me?
Because you NEED to hear the truth.

by Vik The Dik March 14, 2021

Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone who writes about their own name in Urban Dictionary because they can never get a date and spend the majority of their time on discord harassing underaged people on discord whilst pinching their own nipples fantasizing about League of Legends characters. They often ask why no one loves them in their mother's basement and use Urban Dictionary to feel better about themselves.

Person 1: did you see what (Person 3) Posted on the Urban dictionary about himself? It's Kinda creepy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.

by GooeyGo20 March 14, 2021

Minty dick

When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum

I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick

by SorryTYO March 17, 2021

Flyswamp Dick

Originating from Sweden, Flyswamp Dick indicates when a person places a cable tie around the base of their own or someone else's ballsack and tightens it to the point where the ballsack comes together to form the shape of a majestic death cap.

Commonly believed to only being used by sti carriers in order to scare off and deter possible sexual partners whilst having the infection. However this couldn't be further from the truth. The real reason this technique is being used is because it looks really f***ing cool.

"Woah dude this is a crazy party, just look at the f***ing flyswamp dick on that guy. I wish I had one of those."

-"Dude i get you. Should we stop by at Home Depot on the way home?"

by OmbreHombre March 18, 2021

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.

Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!

by SickDgirl March 19, 2021

Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021