training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019

eleanor woods

Eleanor is a fabulous amazing blobfish who is sporty,thoughtful and caring.She normally has blonde straight hair or curly brown hair. She has blue eyes and ok s quite tall. She is good at academic subjects such as English or maths or science and has a very sweet tooth so if you give her something sweet she will always accept it ! She is friends with both boys and girls but only has a smal group of close friends .

Guy 1: ok that girls an eleanor woods
Guy 2: I wanna get me some of dat

Girl 1: wow that girls so smart
Guy 1: yeah she must be an eleanor woods

by How did u k May 20, 2019

emily woods

A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.

Yo that gal is such an Emily Woods dayum!

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 29, 2018

Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 27, 2009

Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.

Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!

by Coronakid2020 April 07, 2020

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted

Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting

by BONERBOY3000 May 05, 2021

Playing like Tiger Woods

If you are playing terrible golf, as of late, as in putting horribly or shanking your drive, hitting it in the rough, then you must be really playing bad golf. Add to that effect, you are deep in the trenches trying to get out. This may also apply to hitting the baseball (average is down) or jump shot is "bricking."

Yeh, my golf game has been in the dump...I'm like playing like Tiger Woods.

by Go8ball August 11, 2010