by 061005 November 10, 2018
Get the Emo Crack mug.When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
Get the Cracked TV mug.When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.
by KayCha March 9, 2011
Get the Crack-tastical mug.When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.
by Being Super August 3, 2011
Get the crack butt mug.When you crack open your drink before entering a lecture theatre, library, or other quiet environment, in order to avoid the potentially awkward situation that could occur after cracking open your beverage in said quiet environment.
If only I'd pre-cracked my Red Bull before going into the seminar, now I can't drink it for two hours.
by Bad Chef October 21, 2019
Get the pre-crack mug.by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022
Get the tough crack to nut mug.a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.
steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"
by milkman78 December 18, 2015
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