chop down the tree

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree
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Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.
Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"
by biosboii November 19, 2023
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7 point tree

Just a nickname for a 7.3 Ford
“Hey Larry look at dat der F2 fitty I think she’s a 7 point tree
by Murray man April 13, 2022
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tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.
Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today
by DaPinkPoptart January 20, 2015
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trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
by pentozali May 14, 2009
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sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.
Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!
by SomeHuman21 November 05, 2017
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