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cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.
damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”
by McCoyThomson September 27, 2020
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Damian "long shlong" Wood

Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.

Profile:

Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”

Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.

Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.

Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.

Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.

Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
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YoGo In The Woods

YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason
by Vee_Kiwxss April 29, 2021
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Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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Westminister Woods PS

The shittiest public school in Guelph, this ass school has wannabe gangsters and simps who sucks each others dicks, this school is home to the gays with multiple different types of species, the white people here are deadly and all the brown people are white washed and faggots (except the Punjab's)
Do you go to Westminister Woods PS?

Sadly brochacho

Zamnnn
by TheBigBoyWest July 21, 2025
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logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.
Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.
by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015
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