Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.
"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"
by Iqbal Achieve April 09, 2024
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Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 04, 2024
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Dutch Marnix

The funniest, most charming guy you'll ever meet. Never fails to brighten up the room, and is friends with everyone, even when he doesn't have to be. He'll make any girl wish they'd fall in his arms, and any guy want to be him.
Wow, I wish I had a Dutch Marnix in my life. That'd fulfill me.
by Tara Moore December 16, 2018
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Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.
Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven
by Perthite August 22, 2011
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Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.
He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!
by Gdawg15 June 27, 2015
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eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.
by Farva2000 January 22, 2024
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Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.
I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!
by ckcoffee March 19, 2023
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