Breaking Bad

the best show ever except for maybe the wire

oj simpson: jesse look im in malcoms middle
jesse: science bitch
lines from hit television show breaking bad

by waltuh_putyourcockawaywaltuh November 23, 2022

if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

Lunch Break

Going number 1 & 2 on another while they go number 1 & 2 on the toilet. Take your lunch break at home.

She asked if I wanted to take a lunch break at home.

by Wtfduude November 29, 2022

break

when your boyfriend says you need a break bc there’s been sm going on even tho you’ve only dated for 1 month and haven’t hung out in real life yet and have only been on the phone once for less than two minutes. he was number 6 on your bsfs list bc you always responded in less than 20 minutes but he sometimes took 22 hours and 48 minutes to respond and you actually really liked him even tho it wasn’t serious yet but he told your bsf before he said you needed a break that he was gonna do it and your bsf didn’t do anything to stop him or try and figure it out before your heart got absolutely shatttered😍

Hey ****** ive got so much going on rn with my family and death and other things I think i need to focus on myself for a lil bit and we should take break😕

by L bozo57 April 24, 2022

Snack Break

A slang term for murdering and eating 5 men.

P1"Woah bro, did you hear that Remmu stopped for a snack break?"

P2"Yeah, it was crazy!"

by ashisgaylol May 1, 2022

break stand

A break stand is a technique used in an automatic transmission rear wheel drive vehicle to squeal and smoke the tires. The technique is executed by putting one foot on the break and the other foot on the gas. The brakes hold the front tires in place and the power to the rear tires will overpower the brakes and the tires will start spinning, squealing and smoking. If the brake pedal is then released, the car will accelerate forward while continuing to squeal the tires for awhile.

Dude, that other car thinks they're hot shit. Do a break stand and show them what's up.

by bob_johnson May 7, 2022

Take A Break

The best house music concert in the world.

Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.

by off.white2020 September 19, 2022