poo flicker

A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn

No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020

Poo-ruse

When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo 💩

Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)

Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.

by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020

marky poo

a really hot man

"do you see that marky poo over there?
"oh hes so hot"

by hjgvuhygtrsrhy June 23, 2022

poo nanny

a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.

mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.

by the one and only earpuller June 18, 2006

Snow Poo

This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.

"Darling, that snow poo you froze earlier might be ready to use now!"

by andyLD February 6, 2009

poo waffle

a term not so endearing to place upon a disliked person who may be acting infavourably toward you.

man i want to kick his ass, that guy's being such a poo waffle

by brianna July 20, 2004

poo nut

It's the balls of shit that form on the hairs on you ass.

While walking through the apartment naked, a marble sized poo nut fell from my ass and on to the floor

by Cuppthx1138 August 1, 2003