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Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
by Star Puppi November 14, 2023
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who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity
So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?
by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021
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PHONE

Originally created as an excuse to look at a Phat ass but evolved into a code name to talk about dat ass infont of anyone
Little timmy- Damm that is one high quality PHONE

Little Jimmy- mm mmm is one excellent PHONE. Solid 9 at least
Little jimmothy- what are you guys talking about

Little timmy-oh were just talking about phones 😉
by Letto fumble November 3, 2019
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Phone For Me

Literally it’s meaning, phone for whom? You!
I can’t believe you keep calling this phone for me!! Bye bye!!
by Top Troller1 November 23, 2021
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Phone sick

The lapse of time you spend without a cell phone after breaking or losing it, often causing anxiety because of the inability to contact people. Withdrawal of the modern smartphone can sometimes cause complete isolation from the outside world.
It's been 2 days, and I'm still on my laptop trying to facebook message my friends where they are. I am extremely phone sick.

My phone was stolen, so now I can't appear busy by pretending to text somebody on my phone. Wait...How am I going to instagram this?!!

I really took having my iphone for granted after I was without one for only 3 days. Now that I have a new one, I am proud to join the rest of the world again.
by Toto Annihalation March 15, 2013
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Vincent's Phone Number

0225087751
Call Vincent's Phone Number for a good time: 0225087751
by Vincent Roedeelie June 26, 2025
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