Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

Intradermal Penis

A very small penis that has minimal penetration.

I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.

by Elle Jai Si September 22, 2012

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Penis Limbo

When a guy has half a rodd and can neither piss nor fuck.

I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.

by catcar1 August 20, 2011

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

Electric Penis

1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.

2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.

1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!

2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?

by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Penis Pistol

An appendage on the male human's body used to destroy some bitch's virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having sex
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis

i used my penis pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.

by vamwolf October 3, 2011