Not My Noodles

When a situation or problem is of none of your concern.

Well, that's your problem. Not my noodles...

Not My Noodles by threeleggedcentaur April 22, 2023

Dick'n Noodle Soup 

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.

My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.

Dick'n Noodle Soup by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023

poodle to yo noodle 

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

poodle to yo noodle by sexecutive October 28, 2023

The juan noodle 

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

The juan noodle by Leefry November 12, 2023

The Juan Noodle 

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

The Juan Noodle by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

the juan noodle 

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

the juan noodle by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

One dumpling no noodle 

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

One dumpling no noodle by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024