Dhar man ninjas are black suited employees who are sent by dhar mann to kidnap anyone who is caught making fun of dhar mann.
by skulll:PDDF: October 29, 2021
Get the Dhar Mann ninjasmug. by The Reverend Alex February 18, 2003
Get the wonderbread ninjamug. by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021
Get the playing fruit ninjamug. A young male who wears a dark trench coat and obsesses with death, violence, violent video games, and firearms (in a way vastly different from firearms collectors and those who enjoy shooting). This type of young male may have long messy hair. He also resembles the spazzy, violent, and unpredictable criminals that perpetrated the Trolley Square (Utah) and Von Maur (Omaha Nebraska) mall shootings. This type of male is barely interested in females, and may have recently been dumped.
The term "ninja" seems to have stuck to these types of young males because they behave as if they are invincible. Plus, the weapon of choice in these mall shootings has been a long weapon (rifle), which the mall ninja seems to prefer because it's length makes them feel they are wielding a sword (like a ninja).
The term "ninja" seems to have stuck to these types of young males because they behave as if they are invincible. Plus, the weapon of choice in these mall shootings has been a long weapon (rifle), which the mall ninja seems to prefer because it's length makes them feel they are wielding a sword (like a ninja).
"I'm worried about Jason, he always wears a trench coat, he plays violent video games, is obsessed with firearms and death. You know, since Jennifer dumped him, he's becoming a mall ninja."
by repeal17thamendment January 11, 2010
Get the Mall Ninjamug. A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004
Get the Surprise Sex Ninjamug. When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.
by trinityiam August 26, 2004
Get the Off-Duty Ninjamug. Noun: When one orders a pizza for delivery and is told that it will take 35-40 minutes, however, the pizza delivery person shows up 15 minutes later. This quick delivery usually catches customers by surprise.
Man, I ordered some pizza last night and they told me it was going to be a while. So I decided to have myself some me-time before it got there. I was just getting started when the doorbell rang. Fucking pizza was guy was there in like 12 minutes. That was a serious ninja pizza delivery!
by grisslebone September 13, 2011
Get the ninja pizza deliverymug.