Bigfoot Spank Muffin

The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.

Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.

by RocketMan66 August 22, 2011

Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

bluffin' with my muffin

faking orgasm

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

by professor michael August 18, 2010

Naked Muffin Ladies

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.

Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!

by Al-Svanchez May 15, 2007

cunt muffin crew

A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA

Here at Cunt Muffin Crew we know that muffins make the best of breakfasts so why not try all of our exciting new Flavas.

by Blewburry December 16, 2007

cherry muffin pie

The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, Jamie and Calum have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.

What sort of pie you want Weebl?
I want Cherry Muffin Pie.
K

by Jink February 20, 2005

baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004