Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?

Michael Maggio by TryingtoWarnOthers August 23, 2011

michael blake 

A sad lonley man who is always jerking off and likes other men

Hey nobody want to be Michael Blake

michael blake by Santi8637 January 7, 2015

Michael Kors 

Discount Louis Vuitton, or coach, or Chanel. Basically the cheap shit you buy at marshals or Ross.

Sarah: “Omg, I love your new loui bag!!!”
Some peasant: “ohh, it’s Michael Kors”
Sarah: *vomits*

Michael Kors by Crimge content October 27, 2019

Michael Tran 

JP Studios Global's President and C.E.O.

Michael Tran is a great audio editor.

Michael Tran by Michael Tran May 26, 2008

Michael J. Fox 

A man who always looks like he has to go somewhere, even during interviews and commercials.

Michael J. Fox always has to go places.

Michael J. Fox by doctadoak October 22, 2008

Michael Jordan 

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

Michael Jordan by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Michael Vick

aka superman
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball.

Ganstawitit Smith: did u see monday night football? Vick was a G with the ball.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD.
Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets.

Michael Vick by prince ingus March 31, 2005