by lost and confused May 17, 2009
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Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Break up guy:I loved her man, I loved her so much.She was the love of my life.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
by Liaserg July 6, 2010
Get the Love mug.Love is a strong word, you can only use it in certain ways,people,stuff,things,it’s up to you of how you use it, don’t tell your gf or bf you love them if you don’t.!Dont lie to someone saying you “love” them if you don’t ;( it breaks people hearts, love kills faster then guns, the words you use are bigger and effect faster.Loving someone is hard, when you like someone don’t say you love them cause you just have a crush ,a crush is temporary it doesn’t last forever or long, but love, love is so valuable, it last pretty long ,it many not last forever but it last long, sometimes it actually may last forever, getting rid of love is hard cause once you love someone you never stop loving them, Think about who your telling “I love you” to cause if they say it back they might not mean it and if you say it you might not mean it either, don’t feel pressured to say it to someone if you don’t love them then you don’t , Love builds up through friend ship, it many not sometime it may be love at first sight, but naturally you have to build a connection with them, once your love for them has lasted for over 3 months you developed live for them, be sure of who ur saying “I love you” to, you don’t truly know :( ~~Sincerely Tammy Garfias
by Tammy Garfias March 29, 2020
Get the Love mug.1. The beginning of something that will surely end very messy.
2. So fucking complicated that using a single word or even syllable destroys and diminishes it.
3. A word used by people who don't really show enough of it through actions.
2. So fucking complicated that using a single word or even syllable destroys and diminishes it.
3. A word used by people who don't really show enough of it through actions.
1. I told her I loved her. Now I pay alimony.
2. Honey, you are my ocean, my future, my reason for being.
Other Person: But do you love me?
#(*%Y#*(%^$@#&*(%^!
3. Mom, I'm sorry I stole your credit card and your car. I love you.
2. Honey, you are my ocean, my future, my reason for being.
Other Person: But do you love me?
#(*%Y#*(%^$@#&*(%^!
3. Mom, I'm sorry I stole your credit card and your car. I love you.
by Below Me 69 June 20, 2014
Get the Love mug.The most passionate emotion. Also the most painful. An attraction to somene who "completes" you.
Mythical to many, but a select few are foolish enough still to believe.
Mythical to many, but a select few are foolish enough still to believe.
I'm so in love.
by Toboe~Chan December 27, 2009
Get the Love mug.by Paradise__baby September 21, 2017
Get the Love mug.Love is a word a woman uses to make her prey more comfortable until she decides to stop playing with her food.
by TheXandro October 1, 2011
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