licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.
Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.
by phrase_minter September 13, 2010
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licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon
“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”
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lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)
Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”
by Momof9cats January 26, 2023
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Grande licks

This term can be attributed to the event where ariana grande went into a donut shop.pulled a donut from behind the glass case.proceeded to lick it.then left the shop. Proudly proclaiming how much she hates ameri

Ca. So grande licks are donuts named for her infamous deed!
Customer in donut shop to woman behind counter:"yeah.gimme 3 grande licks and a pink chocolate eclair.
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lickful

The sexiest, funniest, coolest person you'll ever meet. If you aren't following her what are you doing with your life.
Person 1: Are you following lickful on tiktok
Person 2: No
Person 1: You suck
by xxehenedid March 25, 2021
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