Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Kick

October 30th is not Camilas or Melissas day. If you know of a Camila or Melissa, kick them. Yes, kick them.

Person 1:hey Melissa.
Person 2: hello Cami
Person 1&2: *kicks
Person 1&2: OWWW

by Jaci Butler October 28, 2019

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

donkey kick

So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum

So I was 69ing Karen last night and I have that bitch a donkey kick.

by Bigbuckels77 June 17, 2018

Lotus Kick

A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.

Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Kick da gas

Light up / scrap fight shoot da 30

U wanna kick da gas u don’t wanna kick da gas

by A Ponderer of life October 27, 2020

minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017