The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.
Direct subject matter focus.
Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"
FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.
Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"
Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"
From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.
Your child comes over with additional complaint.
" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"
You press for clarity as a dad would.
" what did she say exactly?"
" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "
From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.
You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.
" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"
From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.
" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "
Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
The act of complaining to managers of stores for no apparent reason, just to be a bitch. A Karen typically has short hair and is blonde.
- "My mum was karening so much at the shoe store yesterday!"
- " OMG! She must've embarrassed you so much!"
- " OMG! She must've embarrassed you so much!"
by DEL-DEL December 09, 2023
When two or more people get together to complain and discuss ways to improve their anal-retentiveness and make others uncomfortable as a result.
Every morning this group of women walks by my house Karening at the top of their lungs; their poor husbands, always in tow with their tails between their legs.
by Yeokel January 22, 2022
by CumCummyCumCum August 23, 2022
A Karen, who thinks that everyone in the world wants to listen to their music. Stereo Karens don't understand what quiet hours are, or why they cannot bring their favorite speakers to a hospital. If they drive a car, they always make sure the windows are down, and their car is sufficiently bouncing from the excess of bass.
"I had to spent 30 minutes next to a stereo karen, while stuck in a traffic jam."
"At least, you don't live next to one. I had to move from my last apartment, because a stereo karen moved next to me and played music every night until 2am."
"At least, you don't live next to one. I had to move from my last apartment, because a stereo karen moved next to me and played music every night until 2am."
by laylaleelai May 31, 2022
The action of sending an entitled, demanding and inferior pale suburban creature off to be reconditioned.
Damn Trevor, we can’t skate anywhere in this area without being bothered by these entitled biatches! There needs to be a serious Karen Culling in this hood before we’re all made to ride scooters and pee sitting down!
by Drew Simpson May 26, 2020
Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN
by NotPokfan June 28, 2023