Jacob

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024

jacob

This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.

Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.

by Squidward666 June 9, 2018

Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...

"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"

by nigori January 31, 2024

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022

Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa

Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob

by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018