Mormon Cock Block

Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon

I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

cock n block

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone

ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.

by linkø January 31, 2020

bing bong blocked

when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!

If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!

by 420pussy December 5, 2021

Sodding From the Block

An expression that essential means, get fucked

Steve:"You lucky little muppet!"
Mike:"Yeah mate, sodding from the block"

by hatchflash March 11, 2022

Soft Block

Similar to a cock block, its when you get turned off so hard by an event/s that it makes you revert to a soft state (penis wise)

Victor- Dood so what happened last night with you and your girl?

Kaveen- Man totally soft block man, my Dad walked into my room while we were doing it

Victor- Dood man

Kaveen- I know -_-

by SoyK December 2, 2010

run a block

when you're friend takes so long to reply online, the time it takes for them to reply back is the time you would take to run around a whole block

she's taking so long to reply again
i guess i could run a block

by stitch-1807 June 18, 2010

D-Block

The original gangsta. straight from the streets

by mike October 22, 2003