F-day

When you have had enough, done enough, tolerated enough, held it together long enough and you need a day to say F@*k it ALL. Nothing gets done but the bare minimum on this day. Kids feed themselves. Kids feed the pets. Your significant other leaves you alone. Calls don't get answered. Laundry doesn't get done. You get the point. F it!
Sorry, it's my F-day. Ask me tomorrow.

I'm tired of this sh@! I need an F-day.
by Nik-mont July 21, 2024
Get the F-day mug.

Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”
by Nightferret July 17, 2024
Get the Dirty J-F mug.

F*cking Sh*thouse

Used when nothing is currently going to plan and you're getting insanely annoyed. A good way to relive anger or stress when working on a frustrating project.
"F*cking Sh*thouse!"
by GarryDOS December 12, 2018
Get the F*cking Sh*thouse mug.

F-slur

Fankui/fangui, a word stronger than H-word (Huana/Huan-a/Hoana/Hoan-a).
Used by pureblood Chinese to refer to either non-Chinese or half-Chinese
F-slur is a racist term from pure Chinese to either non-Chinese or half-Chinese
by Sir. B August 11, 2023
Get the F-slur mug.

F-slur

Fankui/fangui, a word stronger than H-word/H-slur (Huana, Huan-a, Hoana, Hoan-a) used by Chinese people to non-Chinese or half-Chinese
H-word/H-slur, F-slur, and G-slur/G-word/K-word/K-slur are forms of Sinocentrism
by Sir. B August 01, 2023
Get the F-slur mug.

Keelie F.

Keelie is a girl boss in itself. Her brain is filled with smiles and rainbows as Josh puts it. She likes to wear a certain perfume that smells very nice. Keelie’s most common complaint is “my fave hurts” because she smiles all the time at her job. Keelie’s bestie is named Anna VD and they are practically the same person, except Anna runs and keelie does not. The only other difference the two have is their taste in men. If you’re looking for a high energy bsf fund yourself a keelie. They never disappoint. She also likes to flirt with individuals at work to get money out of them, what a smart and classic move. We love keelie.
Who was that person smiling a bunch, she was def. Flirting with me? Oh that was keelie F.
by —-:);) July 29, 2022
Get the Keelie F. mug.

Ex f

That reminds me of something my ex f would say.
by Okkay7 November 18, 2017
Get the Ex f mug.