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Destination fucked

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'
by Magnetico November 29, 2018
mugGet the Destination fuckedmug.

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
by TheTMJ November 24, 2016
mugGet the fuck that for a jokemug.

Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
mugGet the Fuck Factormug.

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 5, 2013
mugGet the Fuck Capemug.

Loop fucking

Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.
Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?

Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking
by Hokage69 March 8, 2020
mugGet the Loop fuckingmug.

Cursor Fuck

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.
Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.
by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010
mugGet the Cursor Fuckmug.

Destination Fucked

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
by Siraco November 29, 2018
mugGet the Destination Fuckedmug.

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