Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.

"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"

by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019

Dad

Gone.

99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

Dads who do word of the day

Usually around a 50 year old male that attempts to send his kids to private school. Also one that might recycle a pogo stick

Dads who do word of the day usually sent the daily word to there family group chat

by 50 year old who plays golf August 10, 2019

Pozer dad

A dad who never is around specifically a boy who has had a child and has not yet become a man and is chasing paper instead of guiding the next generation of the Family in truth. More specifically a boy who's father was never around and yet still chooses to not be in their children's life. Truefully a boy who has not yet understood the unconditional love of a Father.

Damn! That dude is such a Pozer dad.

by Be-got-ten August 14, 2019

dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.

Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.

by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019