shoot some clams

1) v. The practice of meeting and having sexual relations.

2) v. to have sex.

Billy said to his friends, "Hey guys, let's go down to the pier and shoot some clams".

by algebraboy99 September 10, 2010

clabs

A term used for people with crab claws for hands.

Boy: dude, look at that crab boy

friend: wow, hes got CLABS!

boy: nice.

by Jordan Sim April 23, 2008

rice claws

Ashy, shriveled up, old Asian hands. Usually belonging to South Indians who eat rice with their hands.

Sriram's rice claws allow him to eat more rice than Chen.

by west_side February 13, 2007

Miami claps

I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.

Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty.

by Joe that guy August 24, 2006

Classy Gentleman's Handkerchief

Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.

Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,

by The Bro13 August 14, 2009

pussy phat like Santa Claus

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.

My pussy phat like Santa Claus

by lincolnshire June 17, 2021

Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009