bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose

You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?

by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013

Creeper Cake

Creeper Cake is served when a Facebook creeper gives birthday wishes to every single one of his/her facebook friends on their birthdays.

This kind of creeper uses Facebook simply as a matter of wishing others happy birthday, despite the fact that they have never spoken to any of his/her Facebook friends in real life.

When this kind of creeper wishes someone a happy birthday on Facebook, it is known as Creeper Cake.

"How many birthday wishes did you get on Facebook?"

"I don't know, but I got tons of Creeper Cake from people I don't even know"

"That Becky girl is such a Facebook creep. She loves giving out Creeper Cake to everyone on their birthdays"

by louiea91 July 4, 2009

Nigger cakes

when a nigger punches another nigger in the back of the head then writes a book about it.

"damn yo pass me that shirt"
"its so good"
"nigger cakes"

by Chris12 May 23, 2007

Eating cake

A SFW way of saying to masturbate.

"I plan to spend most of today at my computer eating cake."

by The Daft one February 8, 2010

icing the cake

When you shit all over the face and open mouth of a girl, the jerk a load off on top.

My friend Tom is a sick fuck. He wants to make movies about icing the cake.

by _D_A_S_ February 12, 2009

Cup Cake

Fuck all the other definitions this is the real cup cake; Fartin In to a 'Cupped' Hand and whilst the 'Arse Breath' Is Still in the hand, Letting the gas go in someones face!!

'Oh, You Little Bastard You Just Fuckin Cup Caked Me! Im Gonna Beat The Shit Out Of You!!!'

by Ben Norman June 15, 2006

cheese cake

When an albino person takes a dump

That albino took a cheese cake in the toilet

by shanty clause March 24, 2008