cheeseburger and coffee

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee

by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

just like coffee

its just like coffee :

Dude: Shes so hot!

You: Just like coffee

Dude#2: Awe man i failed my math test!

You: Just like coffee

by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013

kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.

Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.

by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017

West Virginia Coffee stirring

When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.

by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018

chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018