Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.
The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by October 19, 2023
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Monkey Assholes

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
by x11198109v0 November 21, 2022
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Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 14, 2021
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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
by I hate In-n-Out April 02, 2022
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CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS

TIK TOK

Defeating the US ECONOMY by destroying one industry at a time.

,HYPNOTISM---VALUE ADDED

YOUR MAMA...YOUR MAMA LOG INS AND MESS IN WITY YA
Look at what you read on TIK TOK the FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY as the CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS are managing to lower morale at all the restaurants without many not seeing it but the turnover is testament to this.

Prediction: Anything that has to do with FAST FOOD will slowly and keep losing more and more outlets.

BYTEDANCE is going to BITE YOUR DICK AND CLIT 0FF and here is why CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS is no doubt the largest complaint department of trivial griping with SIGNIFICANT MEANING OF BOREDON you will ever see in your LIFE as look no further than to see how boring the MUSIC INDUSTRY has gotten when they have to resort to a skipping MP3 that is so indicative of STAR WARS COPYRIGHT THEFT as LUCAS PRINCESS LEIA "HELP ME OBI ONE KENOBI".."TWICE REPEAT "TIK TOK PATTERN SEQUENCE, as BYTEDANCE TRADEMARK MAY 21, 1980 , who can win here as DISNEY LUCAS can do A BYTEDANCE DANCE and COME TOGETHER on DIK DOK.

Don't DANCE. ROCK AND ROLL RED CHINA, "we will CRABBY ASSHOLE FOCKERS backup everything ORACLE has including your GRINDR COORDINATES. HA as nothing to worry about BYTEDANCE HAS YOU FULLY COVERED " , quote unquote.....
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 02, 2022
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Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.
by Wedgie_expert101 October 17, 2022
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chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
by chananlovesmia January 22, 2016
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