Captainobvious93's definitions

Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.

I am a real asshole sometimes

by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019

Lisa

Beautiful, smart, talented, strong, hilarious, can be a Richard. Easy to fall for.

It is better to have loved a Lisa and lost than to not have loved one at all.

by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019