A black hair dude with autism and is not cool, he may be nice and cocky, but he is also very stubbern.
Michael Crawford is the worst person of my life, I mean he is good looking, but um he is too mean for ladys.
by jhfljdhafiuhairgaj April 09, 2019
(verb) An act characterized by the compulsion of "kissing the asses" of celebrities in an attempt to exploit your own meager celebrity. From the show Chelsea Lately: Lately Lexicon Clip. See also brown nosing ass kissing
by Bedazzled Addison May 06, 2010
This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.
(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
by missdiggory April 11, 2021
Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.
All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.
Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.
All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.
Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.
Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.
by A muthaphukkin beazt from the May 11, 2019
by omg look it’s michael jackson April 19, 2019
v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.
abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween
3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.
n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.
a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.
abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween
3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.
n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.
a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.
Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!
carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!
carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.
by michaelsobsession November 23, 2009
by Pish October 07, 2017